A man at the bar said, "I don't want to drink at the same bar as this dog."
The dog and the man got into a fight and the man shot the dog in the foot.
With that the dog yelped, ran out of the bar and down the street.
A week later the same dog walked into the same bar.
This time he was wearing a black hat, a black vest, black chaps, black boots, a black gun belt with a pair of black colt .45's one on either side, and a black bandage around his sore foot.
He goes up to the bar and says to the bar tender, "I'm looking for the man that shot my paw."