A man at the bar said, "I don't want to drink at the same bar as this dog."
The dog and the man got into a fight and the man shot the dog in the foot.
With that the dog yelped, ran out of the bar and down the street.
A week later the same dog walked into the same bar.
This time he was wearing a black hat, a black vest, black chaps, black boots, a black gun belt with a pair of black colt .45's one on either side, and a black bandage around his sore foot.
He goes up to the bar and says to the bar tender, "I'm looking for the man that shot my paw."
Wilson is the cutest thing! I'm glad I found my way to your blog. :)
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~Bailey
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I needed that, albeit a month or so late!
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